We know it. You know it. It’s tough out there. And we can all benefit from a ‘lightening of the load,’ so to speak.
That’s why we created the Collapse Life Coloring Book — a subversive little slice of satire designed to keep your hands busy and calm your brain while the world descends into madness.
Inside, you’ll find:
Citizens stretching for the Surveillance State™
Cows wearing methane muzzles (moo-ve over, freedom)
Farmers markets patrolled by drones
Children learning approved narratives in school
Jane waiting patiently in her EV (only 2 hours to full charge!)
And of course — Dick’s raw milk arrest.
So grab your crayons, light a candle (since the power’s out), and color your way through the decline of civilization.
It's cheaper than therapy. And unlike your fridge, it doesn’t require an app or a wifi connection.
Available now for dissidents, doomers, and the delightfully dark-humored. If you like it, consider buying us a coffee so we can keep coloring.






That’s great, what a fun and a novel way of getting your message out 👏
Is this available as a physical book?